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Monday, March 7, 2011

My Dating errr…."Strategies"???


Hey hey…well…not really tips of dating but my embarrassing intro in a dating website…no hits…invitations yes…but yeah…no luck…but I am glad that I’m in a relationship now.So not too bummed about no hits…here goes!!!
VoLUMe Quatre(4)
Wow...my volume trois(3) was that brutal and stupid huh? Which of course reminds me to copy and paste my volumes the next time...well, just so that i remember what i had typed or said before.
God! Am i a really enigmatically stupid and ignorant person.i am used to having a lot o split personalities in me.so that makes me a difficult kind of person to be with.but i am simple...and fun-loving...and funny...so i guess that helps.
Currently. I'm halfway through my studies and do expect me to deny your "invitations" as i am extremely busy with my assignments.but i do still have time on the weekends. as of my dating preferences, I would say that I still prefer whites but also with exceptions(well since I've been out and looking at the world...DUH!)
IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER
a) Indians (including northern and southern Indians)
b)Chinese
c) Koreans and Japanese men
d)Hispanics
e)Africans
f)Indigenous
g)Mixed(as I am :P)
h)any men...
EXCEPT>>>>Malays...which is good for fuck and friends only...not being discriminatory but that is the truth. how many malay guys would stick with you until they would leave you and marry with a women? God bless them but they're not for me.Sorry...you guys are good friends but...hmmm....if i would mention the word marriage...you guys might freak out and leave me halfway through our romantic...ummm...romantic...ummm...FORGET IT.
Just leave it as it is. I would love to marry the guy of my dreams soon...in other countries DUH...not in this hell-blessed Malaysia(WE ARE DOOMED HERE)
LOL...XP...joking joking.
But I am serious bout the marriage part...wanna get married in Europe or in the US...Malaysia jangan harap.LOL
So...come fly and die with me... I mean...well.... Never mind!
add me in msn if you're interested> seruX_terra88@hotmail.com
and Facebook>http://www.facebook.com/TeshChopra


VoLuME 5(Cinq)
So...I'm single now...and pathetic also...sigh...what else can i do? search around the world for my soul mate? heck i got one...God...but if God would come to earth and marry me...then yes...would be glad...but just that i would like to pray to God that i would get my soul mate soon. finding a soul mate here in Malaysia is nearly impossible. they are all here for sex and fun...but they're good friends as well and I've stumbled across nice guys here in Malaysia but they're unavailable...committed to their own soul mates. How nice! and these kinds of people are rare species. it's hard to find one here...that's why i plan to migrate and get married somewhere else...
I know that the grass is never greener on the other side of the fence but I've even been discriminated because of my skin and of course,discriminated by my sexual preference in my own country and i would definitely survive discrimination elsewhere...coz i got it at my own country... Target countries would be France,Spain,US and anywhere i can be...my ancestral country, India as well...as it is holy there...just like all other country...but i don't get any holiness here in Malaysia as the authorities would definitely crush and demolish any temples they claim to be illegal. Plus the recent church and mosque desecration. SATAN WORSHIPPERS...
LMAO...i would love to get into Broadway soon...I'm an actor and i love acting...wish my partner would understand this.
here ends Chapter FIve of my ramblings...
any of you out there who dare to elope with me? LOL




VoLuME 6 (Six)
So what is going on right now with my life? Well...pretty much nothing...(including hookups) sigh...that is pathetic...yes yes...sigh...OMG!!! What is freaking wrong with me? I NEVER whine about anything as I appreciate the things and people I have in life! I guess my sighing has to do with the absence of my gorgeous boyfriend Carlos Rai...He's in Singapore and I am...here...trapped in this silly land called Malaysia...(when can I ever get out of this crap???!!!)
Anyways, I'm definitely not single but am still available for...ummm...ehehehe...hookups. And yes...i prefer making new friends as well. But if there were any of you who would like to be my boyfriend..well, I guess I am open for it, as long as you guys can impress me better than Carlos...(so far I have many candidates...){bragging bitch}.
I would appreciate footprints as well...coz it seems like a very "in" thing here at Gayromeo...You don't need to give me Very Hot footprints because I'm not, but a Nice Guy would suffice...coz I'm sweet like an apple pie(Is this a correct comparison?)
By the way, I am so sorry if there is amongst you that I'd never replied his message because, I mean literally, I'm not interested...and do not try to be smart and irritate me...I would blast the hell out!(this site is infested with horrible ugly dummies)
So..ttyl and XOXO to yer all...
owh...if you would like to see more pictures of me and know me better...add me on Facebook>http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/TeshChopra

I kinda forgot to save my first 3…ummm… “essays” but all these say it much…Of how pathetic of a person I am…and yes…I was and still serious about some part of the “essays”. And the Carlos dude is my ex now(not that we ever dated). OH!!! And 1 more thing…I am gay and I am into dudes…so if you do not agree with me…just move along…life is full of different things, here and there, now or never, norms and exception, and so on.
Till next time…tata
Tesh 

More additions...xoxo

VoLuME 7 (Sept)

So with break ups and making ups, the whole cycle with my previous boyfriend(so called lah) has finally ended. I'm no more with him. But fellow gayromeos...rejoice not! For I have found a new one...Wohoo...I'm fast...ain't I? Hehehehehe...O.k enough with the gloating...I just got lucky. We went for dates and there was a proposal...So yeah...Whatever...

People may wonder why am I here still...well, I've got friends here and I can download porn movies for free here...O_o'..
*Ahem* Okayyyyyy...moving on...For now I'm here only for friends...(coz I do not know how my partner might react to an open relationship or perhaps, cheating...so I better play it save). It is true that I'm a horny beyotch most of the time but what's the use of our helpful little hands right? On the other hand, I am too lazy to travel and meet new people, too tired to be nervous and jumpy whenever "that" happens...and on top of that, I'm super busy with the junior year of college...so yeah, all of these kinda puts off my "mood".

But, fret not citizens of f***ers, I will still reply your kind messages and invites with 'How are you' and 'Maybe', 'Perhaps', or 'See first'...and if you're lucky or hot enough, I might consider cheating my boyfriend...But that's like a 1 in a million chance you see...

Of course, most importantly, please do have a picture or something in that category or prepare them if I ever ask you. Failure to comply will only be replied with a silence-till-you-can-hear-the-cricket-singing babeh!...On that note...I should upload newer pictures of myself but whatever, I still look the same ol same ol. Unless I morphed to become Edward Cullen(ewwww)...

If you wanna know more bout me and see more pictures, do add me as friend on Facebook...my profile ID is www.facebook.com/TeshChopra

Take Care Humans...expect for volume 8...tata tutu titi...tits...O-o'''
Au revoir!

Volume 8

Asshole....this is still in progress....but I am single and I WANT A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP...PERIOD....damaged my novel writing....kimaks....6 inches and above...thick...piss and whatnot...safe sex preferred. I only bareback with my boyfriend.... If you want that shit...then be prepared for this MAJOR HINDI DRAMA if that's your things...otherwise...I am glad you came and saw this pitiful writing....take advantage of my vulnerabilities if you must but be prepared again by someone who is studying Psychology and Finance, and are going to write a book in the future in LGBT Psychology.

VolUmE 9

For starters, I may be a snob and do not answer a lot, and I guess I owe you guys an explanation or maybe more of that. Firstly, I am currently trying to finish off my final year project which is due in December. That is the reason why I don't answer to you Romeos out there. Secondly, it's just that I'm not into communicating that much. So sorry if you guys take it personally. No offence and my apologies if I do so.

My research has a lot to do with LGBT acceptance and such and I plan to do my masters in Clinical LGBT Psychology and doctorate in LGBT Spirituality-Psychology. I love knowledge and cherish Her so much. That notion also explains my faith (if you shall put it that way) and I only bow down to Pure Energy or the Primordial Energy or as Sanatan Dharma says it, the Adi Parashakti. That is all.

I would love to marry a guy and a warning to those guys who are here for fun...I may be into it too but I look for mainly a life partner. With or without "legal bounding(s)". If you come and say that a gay "life" can never be monogamous,(not that I'm closed to open relationships) I shall say, "Go back to Planet Stupid, you alien." I know it is impossible, but it is doable too. It can work if both wants it as well. I have to admit my previous relationships do not work as well due to personal differences, but I am improving myself for my other Half. I cheated lied and whatsoever, but that was me of before. Now I am me in the now. Got it? LOL...I'm whimsical and weird at the same time...Hahahah...OK...so that is all...Since in numerology 9 is the highest number...this would be the final Romeo statement that I gonna write down...This stays and will be updated from time to time for all to see...She loves you all and I cherish the differences we, as Children of Humes, have. Namaste Namaste Namo Namaha...Om...Jai Mata Di!!!

XOXO,
Teshie

Edit, 10/9/2013

Please do not assume my race and ethnicity as I am mixed...ask me first...then I shall say it...don't bagi salam to me as I am not MALAY...that is all...My Bumi-ness facial traits may be contributed that my mum was of Asli descendant. And if you're into converting stuff...I am sorry but you must be open enough to accept me as an open person as I see God everywhere...of course I have personal beliefs but no God is above the 'other' God...All are One. I hate this spiritual talking coz I may sound dogmatic but the questions of my belief system just bothers me...Let me be Me. That is all I ask of you. And I am open to marrying a Muslim man but just not here in Malaysia...By Muslim I do not mean Malay, maybe hot Pakistanis out there or other Muslim dudes...You know you're hot! So come hither and seduce me...xoxo...(stay away Arabs...coz you'll melt be to the core...I just wanna lick you guys to sexual bliss)

Addition, 12/10/13


I've met someone and he is so cool! And pure and lovely and also so so soooooo sweet! We text each other every day... It is so cool. And the coolest thing is, I've met him on an event...a gay event (not a gay club ok!). My god...He is a God sent...ok so what I am telling you all Romeos out there is...That I am attached now and only interested in meeting new friends...That is all! XOXO...byeeeeee...
































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